Watching the TV debate, we can see why Boris says he was relieved when Sunak

Now we can see why Boris says he was relieved when Rishi resigned.

This culminated in a row over what made the 1980s worse: growing up in a pharmacy in Southampton (Rishi repeats this story like he literally was raised on the shop floor, among the paracetamol and Trebor mints) or attending a comprehensive in Leeds, which Truss implies was one step up from being raised by wolves. 

One senses that among Conservatives, the ideal candidate would be an immigrant with no formal education, who served in the military, is worth eight billion pounds but sleeps in a tent.

Truss noted that Rishi attended Winchester – “A very good school” – which, of course, is a subtle bid for the crucial Etonian vote.